The Tighty-Whity Spider

The Tighty-Whity Spider

The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.
Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.
Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.
Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.

Today I Had a Rotten Day

Today I Had a Rotten Day

Today I had a rotten day.
As I was coming in from play
I accidentally stubbed my toes
and tripped and fell and whacked my nose.
I chipped a tooth. I cut my lip.
I scraped my knee. I hurt my hip.
I pulled my shoulder, tweaked my ear,
and got a bruise upon my rear.
I banged my elbow, barked my shin.
A welt is forming on my chin.
My pencil poked me in the thigh.
I got an eyelash in my eye.
I sprained my back. I wrenched my neck.
I’m feeling like a total wreck.
So that’s the last time I refuse
when teacher says to tie my shoes.

Jub kabi bin mange

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
Jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
To samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day.

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us, who r helpless, worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.
“””Eid Mubarak”””

No shadows to depress u

No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
These r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day….
Eid Mubarak.

Sada haste raho jaise

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…
MUBARAK ho EID

GULSHAN KO KAR RAHI MO’ATTAR

GULSHAN KO KAR RAHI MO’ATTAR HAWA-E-EID
AATA NAHI KUCH NAZAR KUCH B SIWAYE EID
MERI TARAF SE EID MUBARAK HO AAP KO
BUS MERE PASS YEHI HAI TOHFAA RARA-E-EID

Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He:
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Nurse(Sharmakar
):
Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

Santa and banta sending sms 2

Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?

Santa: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha

Santa: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya

Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?

Santa: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo